What are the things ladies think of when a new man lets out his ‘bazooka’ in readiness for action. I did a quick research from my bevy of female friends and came up with some interesting facts. Here are 10 things ladies think of when they see a new ‘D”
1.Isn’t this too small?: Oh yes. All you bros with tiny shumas (micro-shumas). Ladies do notice, mainly because she has seen bigger ones before
2. Damn! I underestimated this guy: At first, you appeared like an ordinary raiyaa so she almost brushed you aside. Or maybe you are a short guy so she didn’t think you might be carrying such a huge pet in your pants. Then walaaaa. Surprise! Surprise Bish!!
3. Did it get burnt or injured: Apparently, some men do have ugly ‘D’s which leave ladies wondering what happened to it and why it is that way. It‘s never a guy’s fault really.
4. I hope I won’t feel pain: Yes when it’s too bigé
5. Where else has this been?:She probably has thoughts about your earlier escapades
6. It’s too cute: I learnt that ladies also rate the ‘handsomeness’ of a ‘D’. It’s curve or just the way it’s shaped
7.Is this right?: The moment you take it out, some ladies start wondering whether they are doing the right thing by sleeping with you.
8. I hope he lasts long: This is a classic case of preparing for the worst but still praying for the best. Ladies fear ‘one-minute’ men. Men who ‘come’ in a few seconds are detested. Always remember that stamina is a valuable trait.
9. It’s been long since I did this: Her dry spell had lasted more than the normal period of time and she’s now glad she got a ‘D’ to service her
10. Yes, let’s do this: This means that she loves what she sees and she’s ready for action
Sources: Mwalii
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